Whale

A teacher was telling a little girl that it is impossible for a whale to swallow a human being because although it is a large mammal, it has a very small throat. But the little girl insisted that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

The teacher repeated his point only to be refused by the little girl, saying, "I will ask Jonah when i go to heaven,"

The teacher, frustrated, asked ,"what if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "you will ask him, then."