猴与熊掌，不可兼得

have not seen my JC roomate LJJ for a long time since he went UK to study archi. was chattin on MSN with him (before this part, i wrote a short song/poem/verse about monkey to him modeled after 我爱夏天,by 脱拉库(Tolaku) ), so the rest of the conversation goes like this:

苹果先生@office says:
是“不曾吃到”
笨
and why does a monkey want to cook another monkey

尹寰* says:
吃不成嘛
不同意义
食猴族

苹果先生@office says:
then it should be吃不成
oh
then it must be those monkeys on the bubu

尹寰* says:
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
本是同树生，相煎何太急

苹果先生@office says:
monkeys are not fruits

尹寰* says:
i want to say 本是同猴生
but its disrespect to elders
this is only between u and me
hahaha
the battle of the tree dweller and the junger roamer

苹果先生@office says:
ok
bring it on bear

尹寰* says:
oh but can u bear with me

苹果先生@office says:
show me that you are not made of fur
yeh, sure
i can keep monkeying around till you are ready

尹寰* says:
hahahahahahahaha

苹果先生@office says:
then we'll get serious

尹寰* says:
serious then do what

苹果先生@office says:
see who is the true king of the jungle

尹寰* says:
you think u gorrilla ah, king of jungle, you only monkey

苹果先生@office says:
fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee
ever heard of that?
monkey fist

尹寰* says:
熊掌
ironmonkey fist
臭猴拳

苹果先生@office says:
yesh

尹寰* says:
鱼与熊掌，不可兼得阿
怎么啦，无言以对啊？

苹果先生@office says:
o(∩_∩)o...哈哈

尹寰* says:
纯棉不觉晓，处处闻猴啼
苹果先生@office says:
see the sun shine on my face?

尹寰* says:
怎么没猴啼？
what sun shine
*春眠

苹果先生@office says:
wait ah

尹寰* says:
春眠不觉晓，处处闻猴啼(屎）

苹果先生@office says:
haha
you wanna smell my shit

we had so much fun staying in the hostel together, everyday its this see-who-is-cornier/wittier/lame-r kind of conversation. he really look like a monkey, and because he owned a ACJC teddy-bear (funorama merchandise), he calls me a bear since JC times (cannot find anything else to retaliate). But bears are much cuter yea.

so i shall spare u all of the rest of the conversation. yes, this is the nonsense that we spout everyday last time. ah, i miss the laugh, i often laugh till my stomach is piercing with pain. LJJ you Chinaman, i will make an exception to say that a monkey is a good friend, for once :)